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Kvetching Board for June 21, 2012

kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
It feels like only yesterday that I had some Gumby’s — which is probably true because I think the Pokey Stix I ate about two years ago are still digesting in my stomach.

Oh the library doesn’t open until 2 the day before finals? That’s cool. I didn’t come to UNC to study anyway.

If you kvetch during the summer and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a noise?

Our chem lab consisted of analyzing the alcoholic content of Busch Light and listening to Free Bird. I didn’t realize I enrolled at Alabama.

Oh, you’re getting married? Please continue to tell me about your centerpieces.

To the girl in front of me at YoPo who asked to try the vanilla: try to keep that Type T personality in check.

To the CTOPS attendee wearing the phone clip: I bid your social life good luck for the next 4 years.

Isn’t kvetching about not having a kvetch posted an oxymoron and permissible as two negatives yield a positive kvetch?

To the guy who asked, “So why isn’t the USA playing in the Euro Cup?”: World map. Buy one.

_Send your one-to-two sentence entries to
opinion@dailytarheel.com, subject line ‘kvetch.’_

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