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Kvetching Board for June 7, 2012

kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Thanks to Green Peace, I now feel seething disdain for anyone who owns a clipboard.

Is it just me, or is summer always better in the movies?

To the CTOPS girls who judged my friends and me for talking about going to Cherry Pie: I guess you haven’t gotten to the part of orientation where they tell you what the female-to-male ratio is.
Venus’s cosmic shenanigans AND a full moon? I knew it was a bad idea to leave my house.

To the girls singing Supernova Girl at the gym: I wish you’d zoom zoom zoom off of those ellipticals and away from me.

Zombies zombies everywhere. Guess the world is going to end in December.

That awkward moment on Franklin Street when a homeless man starts running beside you.

Summer schoolers, why you no send kvetches?!?

To the roommate who keeps stealing my food: your car’s wheels should sell for enough to buy my meals for the summer.

Doc Watson died. That’s mad sad.

Screw science, equality and reason. We’re North Carolina, we do
what we want.

I can get margaritas for $1.50 at Monterey? Totally gonna waste away in Margaritaville.

Saw Snow White. Yep, Kristin Stewart’s face always looks that way.

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