If anyone was wondering whether it is possible to get sun burnt through your jeans: it is. #gingerproblems
To the girl blasting the “Pirates of the Caribbean” soundtrack from her car window: I want to go wherever you’re going.
Hey Trader Joe’s, if you could sell me romaine lettuce without the fruit flies in it, that would be nice.
Yogurt Pump > Sweet Frog. The end.
According to the WebAssign web page, it “is a registered service mark of North Carolina State University.” Well that explains it.
To the panhandler whose sign asked for beer money: I appreciate your honesty.
To the Campus Health doctor who said I should stop drinking to excess: I’ll actually drink to anything.
To everyone who has ever said “I don’t know how to be single”: You know when you go to the bathroom by yourself and close the door? It’s like that, only it’s everywhere and most of the time, your pants are pulled up.
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