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kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Yesterday I saved two students $125 each, but I don’t want a thank you. I want a kvetch.

To UNC DPS: I encountered a suspicious “package” at Pi Kapp last weekend, but I didn’t alert the authorities.

Filibuster? I barely know her!

To the University of No Connection: Your Wi-Fi sucks.

I drove a golf cart around campus at 40 mph for weeks and finally drove it into a street light. What’s it take to get a kvetch around here?

To Student Stores: How many more championships does the women’s soccer team need to get in order for you to sell their jerseys? One T-shirt in the whole store, really?

To the cute boy at work: I’ve been Pamming your Jim all year. Here’s hoping that one of us makes a move next season.

Unpaid internships.

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