v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
When you just can’t get a rabbi to email you back. #RealKvetching
To the South Carolina baseball staffer who had so much they weren’t serving him at He’s Not: You can’t convince us it’s your Carolina. Really.
Like a bear in the winter, good kvetches hibernate.
To the people who faux-cough at me when I smoke: I obviously don’t care about my health, what makes you think I care about yours?
A haiku: This humidity / Makes me want to shave my head / Frizzy hair is real
UNC BASEBALL NO! How will I survive my lonely Saturday nights without Skye Bolt to keep me com pany?
Rising drone of footsteps roaring in the distance First-years, First-years in the Pit … They are coming.
Going out on a Tuesday/Thursday in the summer and still being able to act like an adult at your summer job. #impossible
Worst part of campus turning into a children’s playground over the summer: I can’t smoke or curse loudly anymore without feeling like a horrible role model.
Wait. People find Overheard at UNC funny?
UNC Answers: Where incoming freshmen ask questions while UNC trolls and know-it-alls battle it out for the right to be right.
NBA, hockey and baseball are all over — what am I going to do with my nights now? Alcohol? Exercise? Homework? Ridiculous.
OMG SCOTUS DECIDED I’M A VALID HUMAN BEING? SCREW YOU SCALIA!
Yes, incredulous incoming freshperson, that is indeed a full-size chipmunk, not a baby squirrel. It’s going to be a long four years.
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