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North Carolina: Where the weather does what it wants and so do the politicians.
Casey Anthony AND George Zimmerman? Looks like some state really wants us to forget the 2000 election already.
Wow, summer attendance really HAS fallen — even the sun decided it’d rather skip town for a month than take an 8 a.m. Shakespeare class.
Insert joke about Noah and Granville Towers here.
Rain, sleet or snow, Greenpeace will be all up in my business.
Dear stoned Ram Shop summer student staff: I shouldn’t know your inventory better than you do. Sincerely, another unpaid temp.
Juror B37 is writing a book in the style of O.J. Simpson: “If I wasn’t a dumbass…”
I’m still not over the guy who canoed in the Pit.
Franklin Street is so live on Saturday. #twerkfortrayvon, y’all.
To the guy on Overheard at UNC begging people for funny kvetches: You got one.
If I see one more kvetch published about how easy/difficult/life-affirming it is to get a kvetch published, I might just kvetch about it.
Selfies at CTOPS: Totes fresh.
Is this the proper avenue to ask about lost underwear?
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