kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Pro tip: When talking about compromises in abortion legislation, try to avoid using the phrase “split the baby.”
People call me Macklemore in class ’cause I’m always like, “what what what what what what what what?”
Dear athletes, as if your bodies don’t make us feel subpar to begin with, do you really have to look like walking Nike ads? We know who you are, stop rubbing it in.
To the girl in my Policy 101 class who asked, “Is Dean Smith the head of the School of Government?” Go home. You’re drunk.
Hey neighbor, congrats on the sex! Now if you could just ask your girl to moan a little quieter that would be fantastic.
To my housemates: I’m sorry for using the blender as your alarm clock when I made a smoothie on Saturday morning. I guess I just don’t blend in here.
So a GDI criticized the Greek system, and a Zeta blindly defended it? I’m stunned.
To all you walk-of-shamers: Can we update that colloquialism to the get-laid parade?