kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Too bad CDS can’t put as much effort into having enough seats or edible food as they do into picking a playlist for the dining hall.
To my roommate who stole our RA’s door decoration to make me smile after a rough night: I love ya. Sorry, Mauricio.
To the 97 other black first-year males: We are the 2.5 percent.
My favorite thing about UNC is paying for our own scantrons while the football team gets brand-new jerseys for Zero Dark Thursday.
Watch our football team get slaughtered by Miami or waste an excessive amount of money at the fair Thursday night? Fried Oreos, here I come.
Happy University Day! I celebrated by lying in my bed all day with a hangover.
To the idiot who tried to steal beer from Walgreens on Saturday night, just how stupid are you? Do you not realize that I know your full name, phone number and current place of residence? Enjoy your visit from the police. Sincerely, the overnight manager.
To the girl doing the walk of shame through the Pharmacy 5K Sunday morning, those heels weren’t even made for walkin’.
Is the reason sorority girls monogram everything because even they can’t tell each other apart?