kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Senior year: where the percent of classes you attend is nearly as pitiful as our team’s free-throw percentage.
To the girl who grabbed my crotch before asking me to buy you a drink: Bold strategy, but a simple smile and hair twirl would have sufficed — not that I minded.
Despite what others say, the UNC bench looks great this year. Then again, half are wearing suits.
JADM! I’m the cat on the corner of Longview Street, and nobody “owns” me. I worked hard to train this man to pay my vet bills, feed me and brush my coat daily. You better back off my man, bitch.
Thanksgiving is neither really fall nor winter. It’s very confusing — so we just kind of slaughter a turkey.
You know the world is in trouble when your first thought watching a bowerbird’s mating ritual is, “Hey, it’s twerking!”
My kvetching record for the semester is 1-7. What am I, the football team?
Like every other Carolina student, I sometimes struggle to feel smart — but I beat the Elite Four the other day, so at least I’ve got that going for me.
