v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
I left my last microbiology class convinced I’m doomed to die of either botulism or rabies. Happy LDOC?
To my Computer Science 101 professor for NEXT SEMESTER: I’m pretty sure emailing students before they even start exams (for the previous semester) violates the Geneva Conventions.
To my fiance who starts finals this week: Save the D for when you get home.
Annoyance with elementary school field trips on campus during finals: A reminder of why college women NEED birth control.
To the girl who swiped me into Rams without even eating: You are a saint.
It’s barely Tuesday and I’ve already received a reminder about the reminders to remember to fill out my course evaluations. How about you just shoot me instead?
To the second-floor Connor singer, ruining people’s afternoon peace since August 2013: Stahp. Mumford is nice, but finals. Seriously.
#FreePJ? How about #YaBlewItPJ for doing something he knew was wrong and putting himself in front of the team.