kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
This weather is like a final $&@# you before spring break.
College-aged students engage in binge drinking. And in other BREAKING NEWS, water is wet.
To the shirtless man in his truck, windows down in 40 degrees, blasting “Wrecking Ball” on East Cameron as he gently caresses his ink-covered chest and shouts along out of key, WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE DRUGS?
To the girl at McAlister’s, Jesus heard you say you can’t give up boys for Lent.
But really, who planned the Tar Heel 10 Miler for the morning after LDOC? You should question all other decisions you have made in life.
I promise you, the person who doesn’t want to be here is me. Sincerely, your Chem Lab TA.
The Demon Deacons beat the Blue Devils on Ash Wednesday? Huh, maybe I should rethink this whole atheist thing.
To the couple whispering sweet nothings to each other in Davis while literally everyone in their vicinity is cramming for exams, take that ish to the 8th floor.