Kvetching board for April 11, 2014

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

The guy who has taken up roller blading in the pit: long live the 80s.

To the Fox News anchor who congratulated UConn on winning the NAACP championship, you’re the reason the NAACP exists.

“I woke up like this” has never been more represented than in my 8 a.m. recitation. #yikes

To my disappointed professor, if you didn’t want to know the answer, you shouldn’t have asked how many of us did the reading. Shoutout to the only kid who actually did it though.

To my professor who said microscrote instead of microscope, is that some sort of Freudian slip?

To the girl in Lenoir who said getting average grades is so frustrating, I kinda want to throw my cookies at you, and they mean a lot to me.

To my professor who assigned a 5 page paper with size 11 font and 1.5 line spacing, nothing in my life has prepared me for this formatting crisis.

To my professor who showed us a video of a girl boiling her own urine, what exactly were you searching on Youtube?

Since it’s more efficient than Alert Carolina, I’ll just kvetch about the creepy guy who asked me for directions as well as more personal questions last week. You can find your own way to 15-501, dude.

To the post-grads who released the raccoon on the quad, you don’t even go here!

To the girl that got Blurred Lines banned from Fitzgerald’s, what rhymes with hug you?

To all of the funny talkers on campus who hail from Down Under, you complete me.

To the guy casually sipping on a beer while taking notes in class, you are truly a great gentleman and a scholar.

To the people walking around campus barefoot, since when is this an acceptable thing to do? Also, a shower wouldn’t hurt every now and then.

To Nicky Showtime the stripper man, I want to hate you, but that Boston accent is so hahd to dislike.

To the baseball team, I’ve always hated baseball season, but as long as the $1 hot dogs keep on coming, I’ll keep acting like I like America’s pastime.

To my Chem teacher, it’s OK, I didn’t have plans this weekend anyway so I would love to spend 10 hours doing your lab report!

To all the grumpsters on campus, how come no one smiles back at me?

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