kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Undierun: streaking for those who have trouble committing.
To my teacher who said size matters, thanks for ruining my grades and my self-esteem.
Nothing says spring like the weather getting warmer, the sun coming out and the crazy religious protesters waking up from hibernation.
Dear Ukraine: can’t hang onto your own land? Crimea river. Try Putin on a happy face.
Dear “study” group that meets in front of the Reference Desk in Davis every day: SHHHHHHH!!!
To my upstairs neighbor, there are better ways to clean vomit off your stairs than by pouring a water bottle on them. Sincerely, your downstairs neighbor with vomit-water on his head.
To all the tour groups strolling on the upper quad, please get off my lawn. Sincerely, a sassy Old West resident.