kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To my liberal econ professor: If Keynes is so smart, how come he’s dead?
Professors who say I lack creativity have clearly never seen my Yik Yak posts.
To my ex-girlfriend who keeps calling me ugly on Twitter: Hey, you’re the one who had sex with me.
Are you overly sensitive and chronically offended? There’s a support group for you! Find us on Facebook at “Overheard at UNC.”
Only in Chapel Hill would a police officer have a second job delivering flowers.
I’m glad the movie “Maleficent” is coming out soon. Finally the world will see Angelina Jolie as I did when she stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston.
The Bachelorette is back on TV, which means I’m back off Twitter on Monday nights.