Kvetching board for Sept. 26, 2014

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Can we get a separate ?letters to the editor page for past and current ?members of Student ?Congress? Other people need a chance to whine.

Shoutout to myself this week because I thought a cute guy on a bike was waving to me but... he was just turning left.

“Fire” in Lenoir makes everyone get lunch from Wendy’s instead? I’m on to you, Wendy’s manager.

It came in like a raining fall, / I never expected it at all. / All I wanted was to see the leaves, / All you ever did was rain on me. /Yeah, you rained on me.

To the table of 15 who left me an 11 percent tip using RHA funds: Glad to see you are taking Gov. McCrory’s approach to budgetary spending so seriously.

Joke’s on you, ECU. Your 70 doesn’t curve up in Chapel Hill.

The only word to describe this week’s weather: ?Insta-fall.

With 70 points, East Carolina football lost a close one to the school’s average SAT reading comprehension score.

Spanish class is always dangerous, but with all this rain on the nice marble steps, one of these days I am going to slip and Dey.

This week, the boy I like who has a commuter meal plan finally offered me one of his meal swipes, which signals to me that I’ve made it.

To all the TAs and grad students who want to be referred to as ‘Mr.’ or ‘Ms.’ — your academic status does not override the fact that most of you aren’t old enough to rent a car. Until then, first names only, please.

They say the class of 2018 is UNC’s brightest yet, but it’s mid-September and I STILL SEE LANYARDS.

To the girl lauding North Carolina’s fickle weather, just wait until there’s a tornado, hurricane and earthquake in the same week.

To the gentleman watching football highlights during class: Seriously? Do you have to sit directly in front of your laptop when I’m trying to watch as well?!

To the ECU billboard ?asking #beneathwho? — ?apparently UNC, as we know the difference ?between who and whom.

Remember, when things start to get wet, always put on a rubber... pair of boots.

Turning in three paragraphs when three pages are due: not a great start to my academic career at UNC.

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