kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
To the girl in Wendy’s talking about how a pickle (like, the edible food kind) made her thirsty: Please, just, no.
I wish my math professors made tests like the UNC defense: not too hard to understand and easy to score highly on.
Bio majors crossing the street from the Genome Science Building during a class change: We’re not jaywalking. We’re practicing herd immunity!
Seriously? Gov. McCrory is coming to speak at UNC on University Day? That’s like Voldemort coming to speak at Hogwarts on Christmas. Let’s put him under the Imperius Curse.
The story of my life, the A bus won’t come... I wait all morn’ only to to be torn up inside... Story of my life.
To my Aaron Samuels: Please ask me what day it is today! #ItsOctober3rd
To the girl who threw her drink on me at Fitzgerald’s because someone else made you spill it: I hope you have a great night and get home safely.