Kvetching board for March 20, 2015

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v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.

Chancellor Folt, you do realize that all your emails regarding better discourse on campus are sent from an email address called “no_reply@email.unc.edu”?

Breaking: White person at predominately white institution is colorblind, thinks race just hyped up by media. More at 11.

I’m glad the DTH now thinks we need to be warned before reading it. #triggerwarning

A moment of silence and reflection for The Minor. Thanks for the laughs and trustworthiness.

RIP The Minor, landslide winner of the 2015 SBP elections.

Spring break was great until I got back and found out The Minor was ending. Now I need an extra few days to mourn.

More men with guns on campus? Thanks, y’all, us women feel so much safer now.

So wait, if The Minor stops, does that mean I have to rely on kvetches for my weekly humor? Uh, oh.

Between Stewart and Colbert leaving and The Minor ending, this school year is becoming the death of humor. Hang in there, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Shout out to my biology professor, who played “Another One Bites The Dust” before our midterm exam.

Last week has me feeling like I should change my LinkedIn headline to “Duke Ticket Consultant.”

The definition of white privilege: my roommate watching the “Scandal” episode about a black kid getting shot by a police officer and saying, “I’m so over this Ferguson stuff.”

Hey, UNC, hope you enjoyed your snow days! (Brought to you courtesy of Climate Change)

Thanks for letting us have this one, Harvard. It’s been a tough year, and you’ll all end up doctors anyway.

Next year I’m just going to set my bracket on fire myself and save some mid-major the trouble.

Today, we are all Robert Morris. Whoever that is.

March: That wonderful time of year when the entire country joins us in rooting against Duke.

I’ll give Carol Folt this: She sends one hell of an email. But that’s about it.

It’s equal parts sad and hilarious that Top This! was more or less daring someone to replace it. And they did.

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