Drew Goins (April Fools!) and Kelsey Weekman (new haircut) are the advice columnists of “You Asked for It.” Results may vary.
You: April Fools’ Day is coming up and I’m not prepared. Help!
YAFI: If you’re in a pinch, you can always go in for the classic switcheroo prank. Refill your friend’s toothpaste tube with frosting, swap his cream-filled doughnuts with mayonnaise-piped Krispy Kremes or save over his final honors thesis document with a PDF of the script of “Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams.”
Put a friend’s phone number on a “single and ready to mingle” flyer that you distribute around campus if you want said friend to discover just how depraved anonymous Tar Heels can get with their emoji usage.
Just keep in mind Wednesday that while you might not be prepared, UNC’s second-finest news source (RIP The Minor), The Daily Tar Heel, certainly is. Look out for the story when we finally reveal that the academic-athletic scandal was really just one long, silly-billy prank!