Kvetching board for Sept. 25, 2015

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

Hi first-years, I’m pretty sure when you say, “I’m so done with college,” you really mean “I just got here.”

Hey #Jersday folks, how come you only want improper academic benefits on Thursdays?

Well, if you can’t enjoy your morning coffee, falling off the Pit stairs and spilling that coffee all over you will certainly wake you up.

To the guy I met Saturday night who told me white males were the most oppressed people: Thank you for reminding me why I avoid frat bros at all costs.

When your professor says the Cutie Pie meter is becoming more rare. Whatchu talking about, I’m right here.

Please tell me why there are sprinklers watering the brick path in front of Rams. 1. I’m sorry but those bricks are not gonna grow, ever. 2. I’M TRYNA WALK HERE! Outta my way!!

I have an exam in 12 hours and I am just sitting here looking at a photo of Air Bud. You all are probably much better at life than I.

Shoutout to Rudi for turning ANTH 284 into a religious service devoted to commodities. First time I’ve been to church in a long time.

That moment when your friend asks you why the 1/4 measuring cup is not bigger than the 1/3.

If I had a nickel for every time I successfully connected to UNC Wi-Fi, I’d be broke.

Real talk: Once or twice a year I check UNC Memes and try to relive my freshman year. :(

Pedestrian tip from a biker: Don’t take up the whole path when walking with friends and pay attention instead of looking at your phone, and I won’t have to bother you by shouting “on your left.”

When your teacher says your class is too quiet. Oh, sorry we were being respectful and listening to your lecture.

You know you’re doomed for the semester if your TA can’t even stay awake during class.

Why does it have to be so nice outside during midterm week? I just want to go frolic in the cool breeze but ECON says no.

At the point in my life where I have to decide if I want to take my sweatshirt off and reveal that I am wearing the same shirt I wore yesterday or just die of heatstroke. Leaning toward the latter.

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