Dear 2012 graduate, yes, I really am "required" to ask you for money three times, or I risk losing my job. It's really not that hard to listen for three minutes. Sincerely, a poor student caller who can barely afford rent.
My grandmother, who does not even use the internet, relays UNC information faster than Alert Carolina.
To the girl who dressed as a peacock at a costume party I was at … you had the best tail there.
Linda's offers their S*&!Faced special on Friday nights, a shot of Evan and Natty Bo for practically nothing … last Friday it proved itself a half truth. I got s*&!faced, but the next day did not feel very special.
To the bro from the business school who annoyingly abbreviated government spending to "G" at R&R Grill... your erudite business proclamations would be more convincing if you did not slur them.
To Alert Carolina … thanks for the staged notices, but NPR told me what I wanted to know in one easy to understand sentence … Snow day!!!
To my dormmate whom I found passed out hugging the toilet … I think you have found your girlfriend for the next four years.
To my classmate who always has their hand raised … do you ever think things you don't say?
In the words of Oprah, "You get a snow day! And you get a snow day! Everyone gets a snow day!!!!"
You can't spell snow without NO!
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