Roy is too classy to say it, but clearly, the fix was in on those refs. Sad ending to a fun year — you gave us a thrilling season, team! Thanks for a great run!!
You would have better luck finding Waldo, a needle in a hay stack and an ex-Nazi in one day than finding parking in Chapel Hill on a Friday.
Hey PayPal, nice move canceling 400 North Carolina jobs over transgender bathrooms. By the way, your Asia HQ is in Singapore, where being gay equals 2 years in jail.
NOVA, a Jesuit University, apparently called upon their 16th man, JC, with 4 seconds on the clock. OUR 16th player? TAR HEEL FAITHFUL! Thank you, guys for the best season EVER!
I knew there was a reason I unliked “The Onion.”
Isn’t it kind of hypocritical to be against public funding and pro-free markets but still attend a public university?
It really hurt watching our team lose the national championship on Monday night, but at least I still had my 8 a.m. STOR 155 exam the next morning to soften the blow.
Overslept class, overslept class registration. Overslept my future.
It is going to be a great day when a future generation of college students study our current meme culture. There will be a meme library with meme archivist and professors.
The business school feels like a place where people use the word synergy unironically. The journalism school is like that too.
The 2016 election is a joke that has been going on for far too long.
Chapel Hill needs more Marxist rags.
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