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Tuesday May 30th

Kvetching Board for Oct. 28, 2016


v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

If you are consistently late to class, will the professor think you have another class that runs over? Asking for a friend who wakes up late.

Clinton is up by single digits nationally — don’t think all these 80 to 90 percent chance of winning stats change that. Vote!

When your boyfriend wants to be a feminist but also goes to see Danny Brown. . .

When your girlfriend doesn’t realize Danny Brown is a feminist. . .

Shout outs to all the people who are going to turn up at Danny Brown even though half of his raps are self-consciously about the downward spiral of drug use. Pop the molly, I’m sweatin’

To the Rosemary Construction Crew: I know you’re trying your best, I appreciate the work you’re doing for the city, but fuck you.

Pam Hemminger owes me several car parts after this week on Rosemary.

Pumpkin Spice Latte … Pumpkin Spice Cocktail … Pumpkin Spice Latte Cocktail for my 8 a.m.

At least the DTH not publishing on Tuesday means there is one less day they can fuck up the sudoku.

Pedestrians approaching cross-walks: Check. Slow down and come to a complete stop: Check. Gesture of gratitude: NO. Reduced gas mileage AND worn brakes deserves A WAVE. C’mon, Carolina, get your WAVE ON~

It’s a sad state of affairs when you need to wear the free Jill Stein shirt you got at the fair because you don’t have any other clean laundry.

I have to change my haircut day. It WAS Tuesday, but that was when I could count on a DTH to read while waiting.

Don’t get me wrong, I love democracy, but I’m happy that N.C.’s mail-in voter registration deadline was last Friday so I can walk to class without being asked five times if I’m registered to vote at my current address.

Donald Trump is not a Nazi, technically.

I have a hard time believing that EVERY SINGLE sudoku this year has been a one. For those of us whose self-worth is defined by our ability to solve level four puzzles, this year has been a disappointment indeed.

Because of the print quality in the DTH lately, the solution to the previous puzzle is now a puzzle.

I didn’t even have this early of a Halloween curfew when I trick-or-treated in elementary school.

My responses “lack merit” like UNC’s do too!

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