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Tuesday January 25th

Kvetching Board for Oct. 7, 2016

kvetch:

v.1 (Yiddish) to complain

While I hope nothing bad happens, I’m waiting for that Alert Carolina email telling me that class has been cancelled on account of hurricane so I can go kayaking in the Pit.

Clearly picked a book that was too interesting for my bus ride because a stranger asked me questions about it and completely defied the point of reading a book on the bus.

If the DTH can really see the future, start using it in a more substantial section than the crossword answers.

I’m always late to trends. That’s why I’m still doing the Dougie, thinking about Harambe and looking for the Tuesday DTH.

If I can hear you chomping on your gum over the sound of our professor blasting “We are the World” in a lecture hall, then your chewing is way too damn loud.

People.

Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location. Yes, I am registered to vote at my current location.

All new flowers in front of South Building. Spring, summer and fall. Where’s the money coming from?

I’m writing in Switz for Prez, Mitch for Veep and Rocky for Secretary of Defense. Now there’s a ticket we can all get behind!

Dear person who wrote the kvetch about smokers: You live in an industrial society. You literally eat toxic chemicals. #TrueKvetch

Thank God the chairs in the bookshop at Student Stores are back. You’re the one good thing we got to keep from this messy ass divorce.

Pet peeve: when I say “thank you” and the reply is “no problem.” Whatever happened to “you’re welcome”?

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