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Spooky chain messages to ruin your friends' lives

The holiday season is just gearing up, which means one thing: People are starting to crank out their best (and most annoying) chain messages.

This fall, to get back at them, check out these tried-and-true chain messages to send to your friends:

1. A chain message suited to fire off right before Nov. 1. Perfect for simultaneously reminding your buddies that November is right around the corner and having all recipients lose your number.

2. October is known for more than just Halloween and Breast Cancer Awareness Month, according to this chain message. Send this to anyone over the age of 18 who enjoys reading awful puns and vulgar language. 

3. The quintessential middle school chain message, chock-full of emojis and life-changing advice. Just don't forget to send it to 10 people or you will burn in hell.

4. The gold standard of chain messages that doubles as a news alert. Alert Carolina should send out this message to keep our student body safe and informed. 

5. Need some more inspiration? Chain messages from the Internet are abundant and just as reprehensible as those spread over iMessage. 

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