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1. For me: Write this article. For you, read this list.
Here we go:
2. Roll down a cliff
3. Actually stay on the phone with a telemarketer
4. Crawl everywhere
5. See how many grapes I can fit in my mouth at once
6. Run sprints with asthma
7. Hold in a poop
8. Take a freezing shower
9. Choke on my favorite food
10. Listen to “Closer” by The Chainsmokers on repeat for a week straight
11. Accidentally like a picture of a hot guy in my class at 3 a.m.
12. Wear Crocs for the rest of my life
13. Keep my contacts in for a week
14. Listen to Eminem whisper "Mom’s spaghetti" in my ear for two hours
15. Find out I’m allergic to water
16. Pierce my own tongue
17. Change my first name to Dick
18. Hot glue Cheetos to my eyebrows
19. Only receive gift cards from Applebee's as presents for the rest of my life
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20. Get stuck trying to do a split
21. Cough on someone I’m making out with
22. Twerk to Mozart at a nightclub
23. Become an angry vegan
24. Clean up a fraternity house after a party
Next #Halloween, go as #UNCGreeks who know how to use a trash can. No one will expect it. #UNC #RaiseUpCarolina #CarolinaGreekLife #GoHeels pic.twitter.com/kd4k2oWCsR
— FratTrashUNC (@FratTrashUNC) November 1, 2016
25. Lose an arm-wrestling match against a 5-year-old
26. Get hit by a biker
27. Buy everyone on campus food during peak lunch time
28. Make my profile picture a meme
29. Hit my pinky toe on every door I enter
30. Only type on my laptop with my toes
31. Swipe right on every guy on Tinder
32. Tie my shoelaces to the stranger's sitting next to me
33. Not eat pizza for a month — OK, maybe a week. Tops.
34. Fall down a flight of stairs in a dress
35. Watch a knitting competition
36. Hangout in a room with Hannibal Lecter
37. Argue with Dwight Schrute for 24 hours …
38. … about farming techniques
39. Sleep on the floor of a gas station bathroom
40. Rip my leggings in half while doing dead lifts
41. Shave my head in exchange for a free Bojangles combo meal
42. Only be able to pay for things with bitcoin
43. Jump into a pile of broken Legos
44. Drink dip spit
45. Catch my drunk friends' vomit in my hands
46. Cannonball-jump into a swimming pool with no water in it
47. Rip ass in a yoga class (that rhymed)
48. Hop up 10 flights of stairs on one leg
49. Eat soggy cereal with chopsticks
50. Finish every question I ask with ‘Asking for a friend’
51. Develop an extremely deep voice
52. Lose my phone at a festival
53. Squat Vin Diesel
54. Sit next to a crying baby on a 12-hour flight
55. Listen to someone chew with their mouth open
56. Cheer loudly for food when it comes out in a restaurant
57. Watch tutorials on "How to Use Facebook"
58. Sneeze, cough and hold my eyes open all at once
59. Watch every movie on mute with Korean subtitles
60. Adopt the child who fell into Harambe’s exhibit
61. Say "yes" to everything people asked of me for 24 hours
62. Find out I’m allergic to toilet paper
63. Let a baby throw up on me
64. Find out my Netflix account was terminated
65. Eat a Carolina Reaper pepper
66. Cut my hair to be like Coconut Head’s hair from "Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide"
67. Find out my Uber driver isn’t actually my Uber driver … halfway through the ride
68. Get diarrhea on a trampoline
69. Drive a 2010 Prius with a "Proud Dad" bumper sticker
70. Get cast as Shrek for a play I didn’t audition for #SHREKD
71. Lose on "Family Feud" against five Steve Harvey impersonators
72. Participate in a leftover meatloaf eating contest
73. Use the same hair products as Pauly D
74. Get my real ID taken away
75. Receive a jaywalking ticket
76. Eat Vegemite
77. Wear my underwear on top of my pants
78. Handcuff myself to a stop sign, and wave at everyone who stops
79. Grow an 11th finger, and use only that finger for everything
80. Apply for a visa to move to Canada (post-election)
81. Wear devil horns and try to convince those around me I’m not wearing devil horns
82. Run down hallways spraying Febreze at people
83. Wear a horse mask around campus
84. Hand out love notes to strangers
85. Direct traffic in the quad with a megaphone
86. Shower in gravy
87. Deliver pizza to my exes' houses
88. Paint my lips with nail polish
89. See how many T-shirts I can put on at once
90. Wear a gorilla suit to an audition to be on a MTV reality show, get the role and be told I have to wear it for the whole season
91. Get "DTF" tattooed on my forehead
92. Be Donald Trump’s hair
93. Have a colonoscopy
94. Box with a kangaroo, while one of my arms is tied behind my back
95. Get dunked on by Lebron James
96. Take shots of hot sauce
97. Find out Charlie Sheen is my father
98. Never eat Chinese food again
99. Become Beyonce’s personal ass wiper (Don’t tell me you wouldn’t, too)
100. Read this list to my professors, and explain this is why I got a zero on their exam #4.0HereICome
