I have a confession to make.
Here at Swerve, we're a little bit superstitious. We didn't actually want to give our writers basketball stories to write for this week, because that would make it seem like we thought we would win against Oregon and we didn't want to jinx our chances for Monday.
The great news is that it maybe worked — we won! The even better news is that now I get to write the story I've wanted to since starting at the DTH. Without further ado, please proceed and figure out which set of eyebrows from UNC's men's basketball team are yours.