Letter to the editor: Withdrawal letter

To the Editor:

On the daily, I suffer at UNC

But I’d rather be stung by a bee

If I die tomorrow

It’ll be Abby’s greatest sorrow

Carol is ditching us

Too bad I haven’t been hit by a bus

My anxiety levels are at an all-time high

I’d rather sit in my room and cry

My to-do list is never-ending

My graduation is forever pending

I spend all day in class

My emotions break as easily as glass

I just want to go home

Or, better yet, be alone

Everyone gets on my nerves

Days consist of constant swerves

My roommate is always a menace 

And I keep getting ignored by the cute boy Dennis

I hope removing Silent Sam wasn’t a fluke

I’ll see you all in hell with Dook

Alexandra Gray

UNC 2021