Last week, we said goodbye to a hero. A local celebrity — our very own Li’l Sebastian — gone far too soon.
Eno ran so we, too, could run. And boy, could Eno run! Eno never, ever skipped leg day. What a skinny legend! Also, a camp fashion icon — those feathers were sickening and the Met Gala is still quaking!
In fact, Eno eluded capture for months. And in the eleventh hour, Eno stuck it to The Man once again.
Instead of allowing themselves to be placed once again in captivity, Eno sacrificed their life for freedom. Much like Miley Cyrus, Eno simply could not be tamed.
R.I.P., Eno the Emu. Gone — but never, ever forgotten.