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Happy midterm season, Tar Heels! It’s officially the time of year where we all begin to feel suffocated by the weight of our infinite responsibilities. Yay! In an effort to lighten the mood, we’ve come up with this quiz because Buzzfeed-esque content is honestly all we have to offer.

Whether you’re here to indulge your procrastination or because you genuinely just want to know which library is right for you, we hope this quiz can help you find what you’re looking for.

What’s something you cannot study without?

a) A dozen of your closest friends

b) Adderall

c) Your leather padfolio and color-coded notes

d) Your blue light glasses

e) Lo-fi beats

What’s your moral alignment?

a) Chaotic good

b) Lawful evil

c) Chaotic evil

d) Lawful neutral

e) Chaotic neutral

Your love language is:

a) Quality time

b) Physical touch

c) Receiving gifts

d) Acts of service

e) Words of affirmation

Who is your top streamed artist on Spotify?

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a) Rex Orange County

b) The Chainsmokers

c) Beethoven

d) Billie Eilish

e) Bon Iver

On a Friday night, you can be found

a) At a party

b) Asleep

c) On the couch with a glass of wine and your favorite Hemingway novel

d) Swiping through Bumble

e) The Library, but on Franklin Street

What’s your signature look?

a) Your Air Force 1s

b) A hoodie

c) Clear-framed glasses

d) Lululemon 

e) A denim jacket

What is your preferred form of caffeine?

a) Mountain Dew

b) Red Bull

c) Earl Grey

d) Iced coffee

e) Chai latte

Your biggest fear is

a) Being alone

b) Getting a B

c) Emotional intimacy

d) State-owned media

e) Overachievers

Answer key:

If you got mostly...

a), you’re Davis Library

You’re an extrovert but the majority of your social interactions occur at the first floor bean tables, and you spend more time than you’d like to admit on TikTok. 

b), you’re the Undergraduate Library

Odds are you’re a STEM major with a slightly elevated sense of self-righteousness (no offense) and you talk to your parents at least once a day.

c), you’re Wilson Library

You’re an introvert, definitely more of a cat person and fiercely loyal to the people you love.

d), you’re the Park Library

You love The New York Times crossword puzzle, unironically refer to yourself as a “Hussie” and constantly upload artsy pics to your VSCO profile. 

e), you don’t go to the library. 

You’re probably an upperclassman who’s beyond ready to graduate, and you prefer to study in Epilogue or Open Eye on the weekends. You’re incredibly sweet once you get past the prickly exterior.