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First floor bathroom of Davis Library
A cursed place. I cannot articulate how awful of a bathroom it is. If Davis Library is an analogy for Dante's Inferno, then this bathroom is level nine. It is frequently trafficked, and its unique smell will stick to your clothes for weeks. It's preferable to leave the building entirely if nature calls, rather than taint your immortal soul by visiting such a place. How the best library has the worst bathroom is beyond comprehension.
Campus Y/Meantime Cafe
The center of most social justice activities on UNC's campus also houses the best place to get coffee. Located in a former YMCA building, it's been years since anyone attempted some hearty calisthenics here outside of a good protest march (get your steps in AND make a change in the world). You might also catch a few glares if you start doing the Y-M-C-A dance while people are trying to work. The couches are comfortable if you can grab one, but sometimes the baristas insist on playing SZA at 9 a.m. and that's a weird vibe.