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Least functional fashion trends in the history of ever

There have been countless tacky and cringe-worthy fashion trends in the past centuries. 

However, I can understand wearing something not so flattering for the sake of comfort. I mean I do that every day when I go to class. 

The fashion patterns I do not understand are the ones that require pain and discomfort to look good.

Here’s a list of the least functional fashion trends in the history of ever:

  Giant wigs – can you imagine the neck pain?

wisegeek.com

Neck rings – Again with the neck pain.

pinterest.com

Corsets – How could they breathe?

pinterest.com

Foot binding – Cringe.

stufftoblowyourmind.com

Disco suits – Talk about pit stains.

pinterest.com

Hoop skirts – Also a major fire hazard.

wikipedia.org

Booty shorts – Chafing. A lot of chafing. And wedgies.

aliexpress.com

Septum piercing – What if you need to blow your nose?

wikipedia.org

Nipple pasties – Just the thought of having to take those off… Wince.

dailycaller.com

Jumpsuit – No words for how difficult it is to pee wearing this article of clothing.

express.com


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