Good Morning and Happy Pre-Friday!
Promposals are pretty dumb. Sorry if that is a hot take and your boyfriend painted your name in the middle of the football field while hoisting a boombox above his had. Maybe I'm jealous because all of the times I was asked to prom were fairly...bare bones.
The rest of my school was not on my page. January through March of junior and senior year were always filled with larger than life proposals to attend the high school milestone. One girl, however, takes the cake.
At lunch, a cop car pulls up to the courtyard and begins to arrest a boy at lunch. It was the full deal with cuffs and everything. Luckily (?) when the boy got to the car, his girlfriend was waiting inside with a clever cop pun asking him to prom. Her dad was a cop and thought this would be romantic. I refer you to the first sentence of this newsletter.
Luckily, cops are used for more than promposals. We have your crime report from the June 22 to June 28 from the Chapel Hill Police reports.