I've never been able to keep a secret.
Surprise parties, middle-school crushes, Facebook passwords — it didn't matter. As a child, I traversed the ends of the earth discovering and then disseminating classified information. Even now, I spread gossip worse than TMZ's Twitter feed.
So I can empathize with UNC receiver Mack Hollins, who spoiled the Tar Heels' trick play before they could even call it on Saturday. And when he could finally keep North Carolina's secret safe prior to the snap, he threw up his arms in a telling touchdown sign before Trubisky could even throw the ball.
It's okay, Mack. Confidentiality is overrated.