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Having It All

5 gifts for the girl who has it all

Need a last minute Christmas gift for the gal who has it all? Or just a regular non-holiday, non-specific gift because if they're used to having it all they will welcome getting even more? Look no further!

1. Jewels

Of the treasure chest variety, just a couple from your jewel pile. To be clear, we do not want jewlery. Just jewels. 

2. Tupperware

Tupperware is a great way to contain items that you own. Girls love items, but we don’t want them all over the place. Give us some tupperware!

3. A job for Kelsey!

Kelsey is graduating in May and would love to be employed. Do you run a New York based media company? Do you have health benefits you’re looking to provide for you employees? A job would be the perfect gift for Kelsey!

4. Paid sick days

Still stuck on what to get a girl who has it all? Try paid time off so she doesn’t have to choose between getting well and losing pay. If there's one thing that every girl wants, it's paid sick leave!

5. For men to stop asking us if we’ve seen The Wire

No matter what our answer is, you won’t be happy. We’d like for you to stop asking. Shhh. It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.

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