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Wednesday January 26th

Pit Talk

​Thoughts during Holi Moli

This Wednesday was the annual Holi Moli celebration at Hooker Fields and I, determined to douse myself in color and stain my suite shower, set out to join the festivities.

  • Why did they tell us to show up so early? We’re literally just sitting around.
  • I should put lines on my face. *rips color packet open* Okay, now it’s everywhere.
  • We still have 30 minutes to the event and I’m already covered in color dust.
  • 10 minutes to go and I’ve already taken 1000000 pictures and used up half my dust.
  • Is it time yet?
  • WHAT THE HELL I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING.
  • I’M GOING TO DIE.
  • I’M LITERALLY CHOKING ON COLOR POWDER.
  • GOODBYE WORLD.
  • CAUSE OF DEATH: CHOKED IN A TOXIC COLOR CLOUD.
  • Why did they give everyone purple packets? Everything is turning brown???
  • Glad I made it out of the cloud, but I lost my friends.
  • Everyone looks the same and I’m lost.
  • Well, I found my friends so now I have to take one million pictures.
  • What am I going to caption my Instagram?
  • They’re playing music… am I supposed to dance?
  • I just want to take a shower and these water buckets are ratchet AF.
  • Now I’m dancing. I think I’m okay with this.
  • I should ask someone to put me on their shoulders so I can ~survey the crowd~
  • I’m hungry and tired and disgusting take me home.
  • But seriously what should I caption my Instagram.

@k__marsh

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