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25 questions and answers every waitress can relate to

1. "Hi, how are you doing today?"

2. "Yes, I am old enough to be waiting tables."

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3. "Can I start you off with something to drink?"

4. "No, we don’t have sweet tea."

5. "Yes, I know we are in North Carolina."

6. "No, we don’t have bendy straws."

7. "Yes, I understand your reasons for loving bendy straws and will make sure to tell the owner we should get some."

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8. "You guys ready to order?"

9. "Still need few more minutes?"

10. "Any questions about the menu?  No, take your time. It's fine."

11. "Okay, what can I get for you?"

12. "No, we don’t offer a discount if you get the meal without the sides."

13. "So you want the chicken soft tacos…without the chicken?"

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14. "No, we don’t give away toys with our kids meals."

15. "No, your food isn’t ready yet. I promise I’ll bring it out when it’s ready."

16. "Yes, that is cheddar cheese on your burger."

17. "Yes, I’m sure."

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18. "Is there anything else I can get for you?"

19. "Extra sauces for everyone? Okay, no problem."

20. "How was everything?"

21. "It was terrible, but you ate it all? What a funny joke that I’ve never heard before."

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22. "No the tip is not included on the ticket."

23. *Hopefully* "Do you need change?"

24. *Disappointedly* "Okay, I’ll be right back with that."

25. "Thank you guys for coming in."

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