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Barbara Madre signed up for Facebook two years ago.
Since then, we can tell from Barbara’s posts that her life has been absolutely flawless. She’s always having fun going out with friends and family.
Dinner parties, neighborhood potlucks, the scrapbook committee of the local PTA — Barbara has it all.
But she’s most proud to be a mother of her two sons, Dylan and Ryan.