Naturally our preseason No. 1 rank was too good to be true. Is second half (of the season) Marcus going to be a thing?
Read More »Who else thinks Marcus broke his hand in a tragic DTH-dispenser accident?
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain If I get one more email about an EPID 600 survey, I might have to submit a kvetch
Read More »How about instead of outsourcing the Student Stores, we outsource whoever’s in charge of eduroam?
Read More »Upon talking about my stress, my friend reminded me that I am a speck on a planet in the universe. Well, this speck has the right to feel miserable about her test, OK?!
Read More »Hi first-years, I’m pretty sure when you say, “I’m so done with college,” you really mean “I just got here.”
Read More »Remember that time the DTH endorsed Pat McCrory?
Read More »To the librarians who never respond to my library chats, you’re making me feel like a middle-schooler using AIM again.
Read More »My professor, who is clearly a dad, made the distinction in class today between fungi and fun guys.
Read More »Rush Tip: Have fun, ask questions and be a white, heterosexual from Charlotte, Greensboro or Raleigh.
Read More »I’d better get superpowers from this chemical spill or gas leak thing because it canceled our exam review.
Read More »Honestly, I probably wouldn’t have applied to UNC if I’d known it was a Pepsi-only campus.
Read More »To the girl right in front of me who spent all class period on distracting BuzzFeed quizzes: no, I don’t think your friends would describe you as “focused.”
Read More »I’ve been dreading walking into Fetzer for the first time after Dance Marathon and it looking completely different — no longer fun and exciting, just Fetzer.
Read More »Seriously, the DTH needs to cool it with these suns all over the place. It looks like a third grader just bedazzled my paper.
Read More »To the man clearing his driveway with a leaf blower: That is not how that works.
Read More »Every time the University goes into Condition 2, I hear “Student safety is important. Staff safety is not. Love, Carolina.”
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