KVETCHING BOARD


2/20/2015 12:52am

Kvetching board for Feb. 20, 2015

If I learned anything during the SBP campaign, it’s the fact that Houston Summers is Ryan Reynolds’ long lost twin.


2/12/2015 11:43pm

Kvetching board for Feb. 13, 2015

To the senseless girl gossiping loudly in the top of the union during Wednesday’s vigil: Were you raised in a barn?


2/6/2015 1:29am

Kvetching board for Feb. 6, 2015

I, president of the UNC Squirrel Coalition, was not invited to the Chancellor’s diversity dinner. Stop the oppression of squirrels on this campus.


1/23/2015 12:03am

Kvetching board for Jan. 23, 2015

Well, now that Art Pope is about to be UNC president, could somebody please remind me what percentage of college-aged adults voted back in November?


1/16/2015 12:03am

Kvetching board for Jan. 16, 2015

To all the teachers who said, “there is no such thing as a stupid question,” syllabus week will always prove you wrong.

12/2/2014 11:58pm

Kvetching board for Dec. 3, 2014

The one time of year when humanities students all use our algebra skills — to calculate the minimum exam grade needed to pass.


10/31/2014 12:15am

Kvetching Board for Oct. 31, 2014

OK, lemme get this straight, the repeated exploitation of black bodies to fill the pockets of white men is the fault of whom again?


10/3/2014 12:30am

Kvetching Board for Oct. 3, 2014

To the girl in Wendy’s talking about how a pickle (like, the edible food kind) made her thirsty: Please, just, no.


9/19/2014 1:25am

Kvetching board for Sept. 19, 2014

To the student behind me on Merritt Mill Road driving a motor scooter with one hand while texting with the other; hope you have not yet reproduced. Let’s try not to pollute the gene pool.


9/4/2014 3:32pm

Kvetching Board for Sept. 5, 2014

To the person who had an “accident” in an Old West bathroom shower: I don’t care who you are. If YOU poop it YOU scoop it.


8/27/2014 5:10pm

Kvetching board for August 29, 2014

I didn’t realize it was recycling day until I saw a shirtless bro hauling two full bins of cans and beer boxes to the curb next to the community garden. Thanks for being the face (and abs) of the environmental movement.


8/20/2014 9:05pm

Kvetches for August 22, 2014

Where am I supposed to procrastinate now that the second floor of Davis has been remodeled?