Kvetching Board for June 6, 2013
By Kvetching Board | Jun. 5, 2013Summer school is academia’s one-night stand: hard, hot and fast … but rarely regrettable.
Read More »Summer school is academia’s one-night stand: hard, hot and fast … but rarely regrettable.
Read More »Summer: When Chapel Hill empties like a bucket of rainwater, but all of Carrboro comes out to play.
Read More »Yesterday I saved two students $125 each, but I don’t want a thank you. I want a kvetch.
Read More »Shout out to the girl in the UL who just shut down the cute couple whispering sweet nothings to each other. I kick puppies for fun myself.
Read More »UNC: Voted #1 Plant Sex Life by Playboy Magazine.
Read More »Yo, Holi Moli and giant chalk: I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish, but pollen is the most annoying dust to cover this campus of all time.
Read More »Let’s be honest, if Mike Rice had been throwing those basketballs at Duke players, would anybody really care?
Read More »To the girl with a Blackberry: Lol, you have a Blackberry.
Read More »So we send our solid waste to Durham and they send us their criminals? Seems like a fair trade to me.
Read More »Trading basketball tickets is dishonorable? In ECON 101, it was called “market efficiency.”
Read More »if I don’t get phase one Duke tickets, I will do to the CAA what Danny Green did to Greg Paulus.
Read More »Ethical dilemma: If I gave up soda for Lent, can I still use my coke-flavored condom?
Read More »I know why we need a portal: So Duke students can see what attractive girls look like.
Read More »Girls are always trying to give me their numbers because I work at the SRC. By numbers I mean PIDs.
Read More »To the girl violently scratching her crotch in the UL: Take a bath or something.
Read More »Realizing that the only time you’ve accepted a Safe Walk was when you drunkenly peed in the UL after stealing pumpkins from Frat Court.
Read More »kvetch: v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
Read More »Genome Sciences Building: Making seniors feel like first-years since 2012.
Read More »To the lovely ladies of UNC: Think you can let go of the boots and heels in Davis during finals? Sincerely, all of us who hate hearing you from a couple hundred yards away.
Read More »The creation of “Carolina Compliments” and “Oh Hey” makes me feel even more like the forever alone meme.
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