Turkeys Get Pardons, You Get the Chair
By Michael Carlton | Nov. 26, 2001In the wee hours of Thursday morning, the tenderness deep at the core of compassionate conservatism shed its callous exterior and beamed brightly upon the White House lawn. A cornucopia of tenderness poured from George W. Bush's heart in the form of a presidential pardon. No, the mentally retarded guy on death row is still awaiting the sweet taste of cold, placid, injected death. But on a brighter note, one less turkey died this Thanksgiving because of the president's sweet, sweet empathy.
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