Wanted: Outgoing, spontaneous student to take to platform before 15,000 to 20,000 screaming Tar Heel fans. Collaboration with spirited marching band and cheerleaders and Saturday hours required. The applicant must have own sense of humor and infectious enthusiasm for UNC football. No experience necessary. It might not be the dream career of a graduating senior. It might not be the ideal part-time job for students who like to go home on the weekends.