A recent Wall Street Journal report showed that millennials in the United States now prefer whiskey to vodka.
And for those millennials, I have three words — how dare you. And I also have one question — have you forgotten?
Have you forgotten what was there for you through the red-cup nights of high school?
Have you forgotten your drink of choice when you wanted to sneak something into a sporting event or concert? News flash: Whiskey is far from inconspicuous in a Poland Spring water bottle.
Have you forgotten the first time strawberry Smirnoff gloriously singed your throat, knighting you into underage coolhood?
I haven’t.
The first time I had a legitimate connection with the spirit was when I was a first-year at the University of Delaware, the school I transferred from.
It was 3 a.m., and I was two miles away from my dorm room holding a handle of vodka that tasted like a savory solution of hand sanitizer and nail polish remover.
I desperately needed to get home, but there were no buses, no P2P, no campus transportation system comparable to UNC’s.