1 Star
You know the disclaimer about how "no animals were harmed during the making of this movie?" I'm beginning to think theaters should air some kind of warning during the previews concerning the harm the audience might experience while watching a terrible flick.
After suffering through "See Spot Run," my only emotion was pity for all the parents who were dragged to it by their 8-year-old progeny.
And my only question: Why is a college paper reviewing this?!
"Spot" is a desperate PG-comedy about a highly trained dog (Spot, a.k.a. Agent 11) from the FBI's canine corps. It is every bit as simplistic as the old children's book that inspired the title, but has been appropriately upgraded for the gross-out generation.
In the movie's opening scene, the canine cop takes a bite out of future generations of crime, removing a testicle from dim-witted mob boss Sonny Talia (Paul Sorvino). This ad-hoc surgery opens the door for a flood of urological humor that would be predictable if "Spot" weren't being pitched as entertainment for the whole family.
Like any mobster worth his Valentino suits, Sonny hates having his ball(s) busted and promptly assigns the two most incompetent goons imaginable to the task of rubbing out Spot.
Not to be outdone, the FBI decides to deposit their crime-stopping bull mastiff in a "safe house."