Send in the Clones
A biotech firm has clonated a human embryo. In a related story, Matt Doherty is scraping skin cells off of Michael Jordan's old jersey.
Dust in the Wind
Students complained of health problems after walking through dust clouds near Murphey Hall on their way to Lenoir. But if you're going to Lenoir, how concerned about your health can you be?
Powder Power
An anthrax scare at the Kenan area office this week turned out to be nothing. Students can now once again send cocaine through the mail without fear.
David Horowitz Quotables
"At a time like this, to have three teach-ins, or even one, is despicable and disgraceful."
David Horowitz
Ah, so free speech and civil dissent are un-American qualities ...
"It is inappropriate for an academic institution to have a campaign to silence an individual because of their views."
David Horowitz
... er, we mean that free speech is one of our most cherished traditions ...
"I can't find words to express my contempt for the chancellor and this University for supporting these views."
David Horowitz
... uh, no wait, we were right the first time ...
