Going in Circles
The Transportation and Parking Advisory Committee approved a night parking fee. It was either that or hand out unicycles to all students.
Get on the Bus
The new buses requested by Chapel Hill might be delayed by state budget woes. Rickshaw drivers throughout town rejoiced.
King Ralph
President George W. Bush visited Tokyo this week. His visit was deemed a success when he did not throw up on the Japanese prime minister.
Tar Heel Quotables
"(My parents) were so proud of me and overlooked my extensive cell phone bill."
Student Body President-elect Jen Daum
After learning she had won the election. Always a good reason to run for student body president.
"I think it's patently unfair to raise money from students in Chapel Hill to pay for a professor in Wilmington."
Chancellor James Moeser
Commenting on a systemwide tuition increase. Because only he should shake UNC-CH students down for cash.
"Every single attack ... made me realize that I must be like this poodle walking around with a 'kick-me' sign."
Photojournalist Deborah Kogan
On her adventures in war zones. The fact is, all poodles should be kicked whether they have a sign or not.
