Of Human Bondage
Student leaders auctioned themselves off for charity at Masala's annual date auction. DTH staffers plan to do the same. Opening bid: 25 cents and a Tic-Tac.
Under the Gun
The U.S. military will provide assistance to the lawless, backward land of Georgia. They also plan to assist other countries.
Stayin' Alive
The beleaguered men's basketball team sent Clemson to its 48th straight loss at Chapel Hill Wednesday night. Some things just never change.
Tar Heel Quotables
"The nuclear bomb. Does that bother you? I just want you to think big."
Former President Richard Nixon
Discussing the possibility of a nuclear strike against North Vietnam on a 1972 tape released this week. And to think we got uptight about oral sex in the Oval Office.
"My job is pretty cool, drinking and hanging out."
Comedian Dave Attell
Wow, what a coincidence! That's our job, too!
"A bunch of rich white men in suits are determining what's happening in Iraq."
N.C. State Graduate Rania Masri
Speaking at a teach-in Wednesday night. Wait, isn't that what we fought the war for?
