However, since we're officially entering engagement season (it runs concurrently with March Madness), I'm going to share a few things that I've picked up over the course of the past few minutes.
I fully encourage you not to take anything I say here seriously (as in I just gave a friend the lovely advice to break up with someone after falling in love for the first time, for no apparent reason) because neither I nor The Daily Tar Heel want to be held responsible for destroying your love life.
Today's topic is nothing more than answering the age old question of "Should I get married?" Or better yet, this is simply known as the rules of engagement (very different than the movie with Samuel L. Jackson by the same title). And as a self-proclaimed expert in my weight class (super middleweight) I'm going to suggest a few things that are so stunningly obvious that you'll be reaching for some (insert name of drug).
Prior to even contemplating "popping the question" (Isn't that a legally retarded expression?) you must make sure that you are in a position to get married.
There are two basic demographics who should never consider this.
If you don't have a girlfriend, proposing marriage might not be right for you. Please ask your doctor about the side effects.
Going along with this theme, it is never acceptable to ask your Britney Spears poster or blow-up sheep, no matter how appealing the option may seem.
Also, I personally frown on asking someone in the event that you're already married. Your wife might not be too fond of the idea, either. In fact, not following this tidbit could be hazardous to your health.
Provided that you don't fall into one of these camps, you might be a candidate for proceeding to step two of this process -- buying the ring.