Going, Going Gone
It's official: Adam Boone is leaving the UNC basketball team. At this rate, we're going to need a PLAYERS LEAVING TODAY sign to keep track.
Bombs Away
Scientists say they've developed a sandwich that stays fresh for three years. Carolina Dining Services scoff at the claim, noting that they've been serving year-old sandwiches for decades.
Hanging in There
Jawad Williams, meanwhile, said he would stick with the basketball team. In return, Coach Matt Doherty untied Williams' puppy from the train tracks.
Tar Heel Quotables
"I've been on the side of people my entire life."
N.C. Secretary of State Elaine Marshall
Democratic candidate for the U.S. Senate. So you're pro-people? You've got our vote, Elaine.
"We'll just cross our fingers and hope for the best."
Administrative Information Services Employee Joel Dunn
Describing problems with online registration. If all tech support jobs are this easy, why can't we get one?
"I will not turn my back on the Second Amendment, the 30 million unborn babies and the jobless."
Jim Snyder
Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate. So your constituency is unemployed fetuses who hunt? Good luck.
