The campaign to become the next U.S. senator from North Carolina has become uglier than a Duke student on oxy-cream. It now seems that the question of who will be elected likely will depend on who voters dislike the least.
Which is unfortunate, because Erskine Bowles is a really nice guy. Everyone should like Erskine, because he's a lot like you or me.
I know it sounds hokey, but when you take a look at the facts, the similarities between Erskine and your average UNC student are striking. We could probably double for him in a lot of situations.
We'd just need Austin Powers-style glasses and a thin hairline.
Consider the following ...
Do you love your grandparents? Sure you do. So does Erskine Bowles. That's why he's sick of them having to drive to Canada to buy medication.
The only time you should leave the country to buy drugs, you should be heading to Amsterdam. To keep poor Granny off of I-95 and back at home baking cookies, Erskine supports the McCain-Schumer bill that would bring generic drugs to the market sooner. We could save the nation's grandparents $71 billion over 10 years. That's a lot of cookies.
Erskine also opposes privatizing Social Security. According to The (Raleigh) News & Observer, if Social Security were privatized in July 2002, the guaranteed monthly benefits for the average N.C. retiree (read: grandparent) would fall from $814 to $440 per month. I think we can all agree that our grandparents deserve better.
Still not convinced Erskine is just like you or me? Are you in favor of clean air and water? Absolutely. And so is Erskine.